Friday, May 14, 2010

The day that was May 13

Oh what a day! what A day!!

All the craziness that was packed into it... phew!!

I was enjoying a quiet lunch with my brother in the Union, and my roommate called me... "A guy from the Anti-terrorist squad is here, and is inquiring about our previous roommate!!!" I shut my to-go box, ran home to meet the squad.

My old roommate graduated and got a swish new job in NYC, and needed to move her stuff. She employed movers, who charged her a whopping fee of $1000. The relocation bonus from the swish new job paid for it... But the movers, heavily-built tattooed guys in shorts, used to moving heavy pieces of furniture, perhaps felt insulted for being called to transport a few cartons of books, vessels and clothes... They saw Troy, in all its ramshackle glory, and moved the stuff to a swanky apt in Downtown NYC... and stopped to wonder how this was even possible?? And their racist conclusion.. brown people, landing into so much money, spending recklessly... must be terrorists!!! So they were the ones who tipped the Anti-terrorist squad guys, who came by to check on my roommate's credentials.

Cut to the chase... I and my roommate took turns and told the squad her entire life story, and about indian culture, and hinduism and basically convinced him that she was as likely to plant a bomb as him. He became quite friendly with us, closed the case, and gave us both his business card, and asked us to contact him if we needed a recommendation!!!

I definitely need a recommendation from the Anti-terrorist squad... where I would use it, is another question all together... :D

Yesterday was also the day when me and my brother were supposed to buy a car. We got a certified check at the bank, and went to the owner's place. The owner is a 82 yr old guy, and he bought a new car to drive to Florida on his annual vacations, and decided to sell his old car to us. His zest for life, gets us a really nice car :)

He got the title out, and started filling it out... Since his wife is a joint owner, she needed to fill it out too. AND.... they filled it... and handed it to us... And what do we discover?? He sold his car, to his wife!!!! Atleast on the title....

So he insisted on driving us to DMV, and getting it fixed right away, but DMV told him that he had to apply for a duplicate title, which will take 2 weeks....

Fantastic!!! We are stuck to the deal by the honor code, and we don't get the car for 2 more weeks...

The good part of the day was the fact we were all in such great moods that we joked and laughed through these crises and celebrated the end of an eventful day with ice cream. :)

Sunday, February 28, 2010

A new muse... Lit Jewelry

I work with LEDs... I love them, the little cute sources of light...

So today, I was browsing the web for the latest bright and fast LEDs in the market, for use in m experiments, and my dear friend chided me... " Looking at(and longing for) diamond jewellery again?? "

That is when the idea struck me... Why not LED jewellery???

They consume so little power that they can go all night on the tiniest of batteries. Imagine necklaces, pendants and earrings comprised of strings of LED backlit crystals... the jewels would gleam right, even in unflattering room lighting... No more feeling sorry that your jewels don't glimmer as well after you wear them as they do the the trick lighting of the jewelry stores...

The batteries can be recharged by placing the jewels back into the case, and plugging the case to mains. And the circuit is closed when the necklace is clasped on, and the glimmer of your jewels dazzles everyone!!!

So imagines an electrical engineer who happens to be a girl... :)

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Forgetfulness and me

I can go on and on about this... but crowning glory today...

I must never let anyone borrow my laptop.... it has all passwords saved in some or the other way...a person with the intention can easily defame me, rob me and even write in my blog, if he/she catches hold of my laptop....

My brother, is going to India.... needed to buy tickets... wanted to my credit card details... i don't remember the 16 digits even after 1 full yr of possessing the card and using for a no. of online transactions.

I try to forget my wallet at home so that I can successfully resist the vending machines, cafes, and disappoint muggers...

So, it so happened that I din't have my card on me, and my brother wanted the details immediately... I told him the CVV no... and distracted him by telling him my name, and address... tried to buy time before he would ask me for the magical 16 digits....

He did, and then I tried the next trick... told him the first 4, and the last 4, and asked him to guess the rest... while furiously writing out various permutations to see which looked right... and I did this writing in the square letters, like those on the card, hoping to trigger my visual memory...

He got quite irritated and impatient by now, and understandably so...So I pulled up my last alternative... My roomie, who opened her bank a/c around the same time as me, had the first 9 digits similar... and if she told me, I would be able to remember the remaining 3...

But my "always there for me usually" roomie had another deadline, and asked me to wait... :( :(

And my brother called me up 3 times in the meantime...

My final solution, shocked me, and convinced me why I should never leave my laptop unattended for even a minute...

I went on to greyhound website, selected a random purchase, and went on to the checkout section... I typed the first digit in the box, and... Lo and behold!.... the whole no. appeared in the drop down menu... I copy pasted the no. to my brother's chat window, and felt incredibly stupid... When I feel incredibly stupid, I Blog...

BTW,

I am trying to chronicle my incredible acts of forgetfulness, and I am hoping that most of my readers will have some contributions to make on that front.... :)

Monday, November 2, 2009

And I Goof up yet again!

I am sure this is the most used title in my blog posts, and has lost all its charms... but to my few loyal readers who say.. "Sruthi stories?? bring'em on...", here goes the latest....

I am overloaded with work this semester, and I can go on cribbing about how many things I am handling at once, but I am sure no one is interested... :) Lets cut to the chase now...

As a research assistant, part of my duties is to procure equipment for the lab. Now this is a painful process, to say the least. Most equipment we need to buy, doesn't come with price tags.... The costs are a carefully and vigilantly guarded secret by the companies that sell them. I know why, but telling it here will spoil my plot...

So now, the websites have quote request forms, which ask you for you name, phone no. and 23 other details, and promise to email you the cost of the equipment "ASAP". This ASAP takes anywhere b/w 2 hrs to 2 weeks, depending on how long it takes for the sales executive of the company to give up trying to pronounce my name.

The email with the quote arrives, and within 5 minutes of it, my phone rings, "is it truthy/hrooty/roothy(and other variations) ?" , I am a veteran at this job by now, and mumble a tired "yes". The enthusiastic sales Exec now introduces himself/herself, and the company and says he/she are calling to follow up on the quote. I am getting tired of being gender unbiased, because it just means a whole lot of extra typing, which doesn't even make for good reading.

I am a graduate student, I can't make a decision on buying a $5k+ equipment, in less than 5 mins. I need to consult my advisor, and talk to my colleagues, I will get back to you soon. Thanks a lot for your call.....

And then there are more calls, and more... they come all day... right from the time the guys on the east coast reach their offices, to the time the west coast guys go back home...

And usually, when we decide to buy, we get 3 quotes on 3-4 different equipment, which unleashes the enthusiasm of atleast 12 ppl on me at a given time.... either they have fantastic memory, or they have notes on me to consult, and I have neither... I get jolted out of sleep by Carol, who asks me if I have decided yet, or do I need more info? Thankfully, I usually am awake enough to not say.. "What's the time? Am I late for class again?"

You get the drift.. they call me all day long, and I struggle to comprehend which company and which equipment they are talking about, and also pretend to understand all the jargon they throw at me regarding the equipment handling and usage.

Last week, I was trying to buy a ball mill. And I had 2 guys calling me about it. One from California, quoting ridiculously low prices, and lowering his voice and telling me how he would love to get my order, and asking me how his quote compared with the others.... The guy from New Jersey was saner though, and his quotes were almost double the price.

I have never had people begging me to buy such expensive stuff, my poverty is self-evident, so all this equipment buying process does give me a feeling of being rich and spoilt for choice.

The prcie differentials in the quotes confused me, also the unnatural levels of interest the california guy was showing, so I consulted my advisor. he got all excited, and asked me to tell both the guys that I was seriously considering the other quote, and if they wanted a chance, they should give us the equipment for trial and evaluation.

He was especially interested in the New Jersey company, saying he would go watch an indian movie, and collect the equipment personally one weekend, since we are just 3 hrs away from NJ.

So I dutifully emailed both the guys about the possibility of trial and testing. To the New jersey guy, I mentioned that we could come over, and test it in their facility itself, so that my advisor could catch his indian movie.

Now Bill called me, and said we could come over for testing whenever we wanted, and I gleefully decided on Wednesday, and started planning the trip to NJ, and googling new Hindi movie releases. Weekdays my advisor would be busy, so I could go on my own, and have some fun... paid trip on a weekday... oh, so exciting....

It is monday night now, and I received an email from Bill, confirming the visit plans for wednesday. And.... Bill.... is... from San Diego!

AND, thats the goof-up!

Story over... :)












Thursday, July 2, 2009

Epilogue to Rain..

I forgot to mention one interesting aspect of rains and me...

All girls in Indis have probably faced this... The beautiful block prints and bright coloured kurtis that we so love, they bleed color when soaked in water, which makes washing them a special chore...

Well, what does that have to do with rains? Well, If you decide to get drenched in rain wearing a green full sleeve kurti, there are good chances, you would be walking around with slightly green tinged arms for the next 1-2 days...

:)

Which reminds me of this school group dance... where we were supposed to wear plain salwar-kurti, and a bright dupatta as part of the costume... I used to be a little girl then, and my mother declined to buy me a new dress for a "stupid" dance competition... my friend came to my rescue, giving me her mother's pure white silk salwar kurti, but no dupatta... I actually went door-to-door asking if someone had a red dupatta to go with the outfit... no luck...

Finally we went to the costume rental store, and picked up a red dupatta with all shimmery gold lace.. I wouldn't be caught dead in such a costume today, but childhood isn't about fashion sense anyway..

The dance went off quite well, except that it began to rain when we were on the open-air stage.. we continued to dance and were applauded for our spirit. Our school chairman even announced a cash prize for the group... so far so good...

When I reached home, triumphant and happy, and peeled the wet dupatta off...I discovered that the pure white kurti was botched with red all over...the cash prize and much more money went into repeated dry cleans of the ensemble, and every trick in the detergent trade was tried...

The red refused to give up, and I went with a lot of trepidation and eyes brimming with tears to my friend's house, about a month later. I had the whole set of excuses and apologies ready, but one look at me, and the dress, my friend's mother said..." It could have been my daughter dancing on that stage, would I have scolded her? "

I don't even remember the girl's last name now, but her mother's kindness and affection stands out as an indelible memory.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Rain Rain, Come Again :)

I totally love thunderstorms... have always loved them...

Right from the days when they struck while I was at school, gazing longingly out of the window, at the grey sky, that prompted the school authorities to switch on the lights in the middle of the day, the flashes of lightning, the rumbling of thunder, and the huge first drops of rain, landing on the window sill. Then arose the wonderous smell of earth, wetted by the rain. As the rain got faster and heavier, it bathed my dusty world, and painted the trees, the grass in a lovely green hue. By the time school ended, rain ended too, leaving behind fresh, crisp air to breathe in, and big muddy puddles to jump in, all the way back home... The days we got extra lucky, we got to use polythene covers to stuff our books and notebooks in to save them from the rain in the pre-expensive waterproof school bags era. We then got to jump in puddles, plus get wet in the rain an ecstasy unmatched by any other in those magical days of childhood. Mid-luck levels meant I had no polythene covers to protect my books, and I had to run all the way home, the thrill of which was not subdued by the fact that the next hour would be spent spreading out the books and notebooks to dry under the fan. Ofcourse, I should not forget to mention that these were the only rare times when I got all pampered after returning from school, being urged to change into dry clothes, dry my hair, and keep from falling sick.

The evenings when it rained, I took my diary/novel, and sat on the stairs next to the airy corridor outside my seventh floor apartment.. Thanks to the high rise building, this corridor had breeze going, through the year. I know about the physics behind it today, but it was nothing short of magic to me, the school kid. The rain with gusts of wind, splattered all over the corridor, and made me feel light, happy and splendid... These times are amongst my most cherished memories from that house...

College days were fun too in the rainy season..since I could give the excuse that my latest artsie jhola was too pretty and too small to have an umbrella sticking out of it, and I could get all dry before reaching home, and not cause all the flurry and concern... but rain Gods proved to as elusive as ever... no rain whenever we wanted it , and were ready to enjoy it... one fine day, I decided, I will tempt the rain into pouring down, dressed up in bad clothes which could handle being rained on, an old pair of sandals, which had not much to lose in way of getting spoilt further, and the artsie jhola... Here I was, in the dark room, with a spectrometer, and a yellow sodium lamp, distractedly focussing and defocussing it...waiting for the sky to turn grey, the oppressing humidity to be washed away by litres of water pouring out of the sky..

Rain Gods were listening in, apparently... as soon as it started raining, about 6 or 7 of us, slunk out of the back door of the dark room, and ran into the middle of the science lawns... It was raining so heavily that we were soaked from head to toe in like a minute...Just standing there.. with hands stretched out wide, facing the sky, feeling the pattering of the raindrops on my cheeks was an experience out of this world... as if each raindrop was infusing me with energy, peace and sheer joy...

Now that the rain drenching was all done with, and one more hour of lab remained to be done, to get attendance, we decided to get off the lawns, and walk in the corridors, drip drying and creating watery patterns all over. We were assuming that this would take about half an hour and we could sneak back in, without the teachers in the front room noticing..

Well, it turns out that there is only one prayer God listens per day... these old sandals I was wearing, had no grip whatsoever, they had sleek, shiny and smooth soles...the cemented corridors in science block din't help my cause, nor the drip-drying... I slipped and fell on my back.. once, twice, thrice.. actually about 12 times in total... after about 6 falls, I was quite shaken... and my friends kinda concerned...two of them held me firmly by one arm each... when one of them loosened her grip, I fell headlong again, causing my one supporter to fall with me, and into the muddy lawns..

We soon realised that the drip-dry idea was not as quick as we thought it would be, and we realised it was almost time for attendance.. and... the back door to the lab had been closed shut from the inside, for some strange reason...we ended up entering one by one,through the front door... where the teacher's desk was located too...the teacher was old, and a big sleepyhead...and everyone managed to sneak in, without him raising even an eyelid... in came I, with my amazingly slippery sandals, which had another interesting property, they squelched and squealed when wet... the octagenarian woke up.. and called out to me... I shamefacedly went and stood by his desk, waiting for the repriamand to come... It dint.. instead, he went like " Child... you are wet through and through, you will catch a cold.. why dont you take my umbrella and go to my house, my wife will give you some dry clothes?" I was dumbstruck at his kindness, and grandfatherliness. I blinked for a few moments, and then politely declined his offer, making some inarticulate excuses. He then said, "you better leave early today, and go home, I will take care of your attendance, dont worry". I was speechless at his magnanimity in forgiving my mischief, which he obviously saw through.

Anyway, I was left off early enough to catch the last USpl that headed out towards home, so off I ran to the bus stop, slippery sandals in one hand, jhola in the other...only to realise that my bus wasn't there, only the mehrauli bus came, and since they have a common route alteast half way, the students waiting for both buses squeezed into one..which wasn't really so pleasant, given that half the ppl had played in the rain prior to boarding the bus and the dry ones din't take kindly to be jostled around with us...DTC buses don't usually have leaky roofs, but they do have broken windows... I was in front of one of these windows, and the blasts of cold air chilled me to the bone... I was glad to get home, take a hot shower and change into dry clothes.. and chronicle this wonderful day in my diary, and toss the sandals into the trash can...

These are all old, treasured memories, that light up my face by their mere remembrance. And it is raining today, just as heavily, and I hold a warm cuppa green tea in my hand, station myself by the window, listen to the sounds of the rain, and finish typing out this entry..

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Spring


Spring is here....

The beauty of light green leaves and yellow-red flowers budding out of trees and bushes that were barren, sad and desolate all winter, the clear blue sky, the daylight that extends till 7.30 pm, the spring colors in clothes, the spring in the step, the resilient grass greening slowly and steadily, the smoke from the backyard barbeques,  the loud chattering of students and summer smiles, the little brown rabbits venturing out of their burrows, the dogs at their watching and barking posts inside the yard fences, the bright hues birds, the happy squirrels, the little yellow flowers that peek out from the grass, the purple ones too, the leather jacketed people out on their Harley Davidsons, the beautiful hues of the horizon at the long drawn sunset, and the rose blooming on my windowsill, enchant me and fill me with wonder for the liveliness of spring...

The winter was cold, long and dreary, but the winter experience is what makes the spring so much more beautiful...